I like cum. I like everything about it. I like the mechanics behind it and the way it gets air when it shoots. I like the way the head shines and swells with it. I like the word Vas Deferens. I like the mixing process that starts in the balls and the way they feel when it gears up for take off.
When I told my friends I was going to start this column, Kayden Kross was the girl all the boys wanted me to interview. My favorite find, though, has to be this lovely ode to cum for xcritic. Like other porn stars, Kross uses her popularity as a platform for business ventures. Treat them as one and the same—techniques scaled to size, of course. I think an accidental date would be ideal.